Yo Mamma so POOR

When you put out a cigarette in her house her kid asked "Hey who turned out the lights" When you droop a cigar in her house a bunch of cockroaches ran out and say "Clap your hands,stomp your feet,praise the Lord,cause we got heat." When I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." She can't afford to pay attention! When I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! When she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! When I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" She went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Her face is on the front of a foodstamp. She was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." She drives a peanut. She waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Burglars break in her house and leave money You go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard