Yo Mamma so OLD

That when she walked into an antique shop, they kept her. When Moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing. I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died. She has Jesus' beeper number! Her social security number is 1! That when God said let there be light, she hit the switch' That when she was in school there was no history class. She owes Jesus 3 bucks! She's in yearbook! She has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Her birth certificate says expired on it. She knew Burger King while he was still a prince. She was a waitress at the Last Supper. She ran track with dinosaurs. Her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. She sat behind Jesus in the third grade. She knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything". She was Jesus Wet Nurse She's blind from the big bang Even God calls her mother!